January 2009
172 posts
Boyfriend: back. Sex: complete. Also: awesome. Pizza: en route. Party: happening in two hours time. Life is sweet.
Waiting, very impatiently, for @Jack_SFLS to come home!!!
December 2008
216 posts
OH “This is a people shooting hat,” I said. “I shoot people in this hat.”
Biggest regret of 2008: Teaching my mother how to IM.
Mom: Do you have a microphone for computer?
Me: No. But maybe my iPhone headphones will work.
Mom: A headphone is not a microphone!
Good morning Fog City.
Sorry, envelopes. That was a little over the top. You’re not so bad.
Ah, New Year’s Eve. Exactly how I pictured it. Stuffing envelopes. Dear Envelopes, Fuck you.
Welcome Miss Brittney and Miss Lisey to SF! →
We have new neighbors!
The lovely Brittney Gilbert of Sparkwood & 21 and Eye on Blogs and the lovely Miss Lisey (@lisey on Twitter) are now officially residents of our fine City.
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I make resolutions every day, thus spreading my procrastination and guilt evenly throughout the year.
At the point in the evening when I don’t know whether to eat an ice cream cone or just go to bed.
I’m no Bob Vila, but I get a sense of accomplishment after putting together IKEA furniture. OK, a box, it was an IKEA box. Yes, cardboard.
Today’s workday was a bit of a waste. Ciao.
That’s the thing about SF protests today, it’s not obvious what they’re about, which kind of ruins the point.
OMG @macaby, there’s a Sound of Music sing-along at the Castro tonight??? I was Liesl in junior high! *SO* wish I was there.
Shoe Lust →
Want need these so bad.
Bernardo “Blizzard Pony Giraffe” flats
I Know I Know A Fantastic Ballerina When I See One →
And the One, right now, is my new favorite Maria Kochetkova of the San Francisco Ballet.
Don’t take my word for it, check the Chronicle.
Don’t take the Chronicle’s word for it, see a few…
Painting →
Good morning Fog City.
There aren’t many things more frustrating than a bad colored pencil.
Yay!!!! My Listography books are here!!!
Original name for Wi-Fi was actually Hippie-B-GONE: http://tinyurl.com/7p67pq
The Fabulous “Monocle” - Now in Weekly Podcast →
Jack and I love Monocle. It’s a superb periodical (edited by Wallpaper* founder and Financial Times columnist Tyler Brûlé) for snooty people like us.
The writing is rich, the…
I need to follow more people who are awake at this hour. Who has west coast suggestions?
It’s that time when the mini RP McMurphy and Nurse Ratched in my head start arguing over when I’m going to give in to taking the meds.
Good morning Fog City.
Fire drill in the building starts ANY SECOND! It could be…NOW! Or…maybeee….NOW! Jesus, come *on* already. I’m getting hot in my coat.
OMGFTWBBQ. @lisey and are are IN THE SAME BUILDING. And we have been this WHOLE time without knowing it.
Now I’m kinda bummed there’s no fire drill. I was looking forward to coffee and cigarettes. You know, in the name of emergency preparedness.
Well, fuggit. I’m going to get coffee anyway. I feel as if it is owed to me now.
Another sign of enough vacation: Changing Twitter language setting to Japanese and for a moment, thinking this would enable you to read it.
I got everything I wanted for Xmas except a hood thong. Damn. If you’re feeling generous: http://thebloggess.com/?p=718
Presents! Presents! Presents! →
I’ve been dying to share what I gave out for Christmas. I notice a lot of bloggers (and also the editors of VOGUE) were sharing what they were giving friends and family as early as November….
How my xmas presents went over: http://is.gd/dTJy (Spoiler: pretty well, unless everyone is lying to me. Which I can accept.)
I so *knew* I wasn’t the only one who hated Gwyneth Paltrow: http://is.gd/dTf8 YESSSSS! HATE!!!
AND I LOVE CHUCK BASS. http://is.gd/dTi9 God, these are the best Top Ten lists EVER.
Hey, Thanks Guys! →
News of the day: SFLoveStory is now on Alltop for San Francisco! Yay!
So, thanks y’all for reading my little doodads here. I love you like I love San Francisco. xx!
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Credit card machine didn’t work at my corner store, so the guy let me have my groceries on store credit. I love neighborhoods.
Good morning Fog City.
Retweeting @panthea NYTimes: You’re Likeable Enough, Gay People http://tinyurl.com/7zpt2f
Sign you’ve been hanging out alone for too long: Saying out loud to dog, “Dude, did you just eat that plastic wrap?”
Another sign: looking at every report card from K-12 and still feeling bitchy about that B+ that should have been an A-.
Letterpressed Item[s] of the Day: JuliaJuliette →
Okay, first, that is one pretty site name.
But what’s inside is even prettier.
Let’s all go and be happy about it.
Letterpressed items by Julie Schumacher at juliajuliette.com
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The more I begin reconnecting with poetry/poets and “scene” the more I am infuriated. Flarf? Really? Really. God, we are assholes.
And why do all the poets have blogspot blogs? Someone please tell me that wordpress blogs are the latest fashion. No seriously, aren’t they?
OK, I’m 3 wks behind on this, but if you haven’t listened to This American Life episode #304 “Heretics” you MUST. Best show ever man.
OMG OMG. Jack just put in a prelim for a flat in the City! It. Is. Beautiful. I really hope tweeting isn’t jinxing. Fingers crossed, people.
Meme, photo, story, philosophy. Something for everyone this morning: http://is.gd/dHXT (thanks, @mayjah)
Good morning Fog City.
*SO* glad I held out on NYE plans. Just received invite to very special, very private party. Procrastination, FTW!